I didn’t just eat half a jar of olives.
I haven’t eaten nearly 3 jars in the past 7 days. I don’t have a problem.
I can stop at any time.
It is safe to say I have the sweetest boyfriend ever.
Today (May 19th), according to Liam , is my ‘English birthday’. He has a whole day planned for me; including eggs Benedict for breakfast, The Great Gatsby in the afternoon and dinner of my choice in the evening. This is all because I won’t be here June or (my actual birthday) July 19th.
He wanted me to be able to properly celebrate with all my friends here.
Honesty, I don’t think anyone has thought of me that much in such a long time. It means so much to me.
It isn’t even ten yet, but my day has already been made by a new Margot song. It sounds like something completely new after their past two albums, but exactly what I have been waiting for.
I have lost weight!
My tattoo on my leg has definitely shrunk, my chest gotten smaller, and I tried on a dress that I haven’t worn in awhile and my arms were much smaller in it.
This makes me so happy.
i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
(via nutrientnatalie)
“Yes, I have too moved from the couch!”
Biggest lie I will tell all day.
My boyfriend and I may have accidentally watched 10 episodes of Arrested Development last night, if it weren’t for Bop tonight I am pretty sure we would be doing the same thing again.
And this all stemmed from me showing him a clip from ‘For British Eyes Only’
Because he is British…
Get it?
Get it?
